makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society A QUEST
the gambling gambino
Anonymous asked: i'm wondering how bi you are if you are bi and whether you like older masculine guys or prettyboys. will i have to wonder about this until the end of time? or will you give the answer and thus give me peace of mind (i'm not asking out of creepiness necessarily, i'm just a curious person by nature you know)
it was a town like florida in the fifties, buildings eight stories high, except for a few ten stories and one fifteen right in the center of town. the whole place sparkled with clarity. everyone was wearing colorful clothes. people drank coca colas through straws on street corners. men were gliding in gliders above the streets, turning corners between the buildings and soaring up alleyways. it was...
u wanna see my girl? check maxim
why a duck
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it...– J. R. R. Tolkien (via thatkindofwoman)
i keep the plastic screens on my phones for an obnoxious amount of time
total communism, outlawing guns, everyone smoking weed & marrying their pets… if everything that conservatives thought was going to happen was really happening i would be fuckin hyped
2000 - 2009 was a weird period for pop music
coochiejuice: I’ve seen people spend $90 on pills then turn around and ask you for a bill to snort it with
ive never owned an iPhone before this is tight
i just got an iphone
a while ago i realized it had been a long time since i got really into something so i started on this obsessive search for something to get interested in and i just realized that for that period of time i was really into finding something to get into
creed was the most relatable character in The Office for me, also maybe the most relatable character for me from any television show at all
i literaly might be buying a phone today, no lie
girls w octopuses on their heads are whats up
Anonymous asked: did u hear about the incident with police at sfsu
U cant hack me I Got MS Paint
boywitch: “”nightblogging”” means you can only blog about the moon or youre going to hell
Anonymous asked: LEO I HAD A DREAM I WENT OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO MEET YOU AND IT WAS HELLA COOL and we were having a really fun time and at the end of it u held my hand & kissed me so then we were sitting on a couch watching tv and cuddlin and then u were like "aye do you have a twitter" and i was like yeah. then this other guy showed up & asked if we were dating and i said no so you pulled me...
You only demand clarity because you’re too comfortable within your vagueness;...– Albert Camus, from Notebooks, 1951-1959 (via ellesugars)
i just figured out how to make the dopest noise
RUNIN THIS THANG…MOENY INSANE….
i cant get over how obnoxious and dumb that “guy tells teacher how it is” video is and how used to his bullshit the other kids look lmao
stillwatersofconsciousness: you know those people who have been a part of your life for years but only very peripherally like your dermatologist or someone you know’s kid or whatever and you really only hear about them maybe once every 2 years or so but they are like a fairly persistent presence in your life in a little way at least for a while and then sometimes they just drop completely out of...
i hope anything happens tomorrow
trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
Anonymous asked: can i send you a nude
everyone left to get dinner and i stayed here and that was like 2 hours ago and so i think they might have all died
ughgughhg i feel like ishould be out doing something b/c i cant be out past 8 but theres literally nothign to do im feeling antsy pantsy
h0odrich: I don’t know where akon went but I’m happy he’s there
its a friday and kelly aint got nothin to do, uh
there is this certain type of voice that i call “minecraft voice” because the people that have it are usually really into minecraft. and the people behind me have it and are talking really really loud while i’m trying to work